*Remove all clean, folded laundry from the baskets so Mama has to start again...practice makes perfect, lady!
*Liberate Mama's Diet Coke from the can, which, incidentally, is in the middle of the dining room table (she thinks she's SO clever keeping it away from the edge..ha!)
*Sample dog food...my brother says it tastes like chicken
*Demand to brush my teeth EVERY time Mama enters the bathrooom
*Find and destroy picture frame containing my 1-year portrait...bonus points for shattering of glass
*Distribute a trail of Cheerios evenly throughout the house, to ensure Mama will have to vacuum every room
*While she's distracted with vacuuming, use the time wisely to master stepping on the dog's tails...requires Zen-like concentration: Wax on, Wax off
*Empty Scrabble tiles onto the floor...try to focus spillage so that as many as possible go under the couch
*Push at least 20 keys on the computer keyboard at once to see what happens
*While there, install leftover Eggo waffle breakfast in the scanner
*Remove all kids' movies from the cabinet, and then all DVDs from the cases....scatter thoroughly
*Write tomorrow's To-Do list (devise all-new, ingenious ways to get into every thing imaginable)
*Always keep Mama on her toes...but give her lots of hugs, too. :) (backdated 2/20/2006)
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